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Saturday, August 8, 2009
Interesting Questions
1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
4. Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
5. Why is abbreviated such a long word?
6. Why is a boxing ring square?
7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
8. Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?
9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?
11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
16. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
17. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
18. If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
19. If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented?
20. Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
21. What do people in China call their good plates?
22. What do you call a male ladybug?
23. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
24. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
25. Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra?
26. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
27. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
28. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
29. Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
30. Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
31. Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
32. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
33. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
34. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?
35. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of it?
36. If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
37. If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
38. If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
39. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
40. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
41. Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
42. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
43. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
44. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
45. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
The Wishing
When I wrote to you a day or so ago, to see if you were 'home', I called this work, writing, that we are doing 'The Wishing Way'. I had translated 'why' as 'way'. And this seems so, that why is a way. That wishing is a way, that wishing is an act, albeit secret, the secrecy being central to the act, upon longing. To dance, with someone, or alone, is to be somewhere, perhaps, one would like/prefer to be, or to be someone one is not, and yet 'is' then, in that moment, for a moment. To be the dance.
I know the wishbone custom slightly differently. The wish is make after the bone is broken, only by the one who 'wins'. There is no wish beforehand. The gift is as much the opportunity to wish, as the wish itself. This, the smallness of the difference, is crucial. To 'win' the right to wish. Or, the right to be known to be wishing. To be watched to wish. To watch a wishing person. And to hope that that wish will come true. Or, not. Depending. Wishing then, the watching of wishing, is such delight, as (could this be so) it brings into view the/a way. There is no wish before the why-bone is broken. And then a ghost of a chance, yearning permitted through the wish.
My mother's name was Mulshine, an American name, apparently, sometime. Now in Australia there are very few with this name. And becoming less. My mother has two brothers, and they have daughters. They each wished for a son. There is no-one to carry the name/way on. I wish I could track down the American Mulshines.
A wish could be a curse. Is the wish close to the curse. The wish, as far as I know, must not be said outloud. The curse is: like chant, a chant can be a cantata: a text set to music. If you tell the wish to someone, make it sound, all is lost. Language, on the air, dispells the wishes chance. Isn't that amazing. When spoken, hope dissolves. So much unsaid then, if life is full of wish, of longing. I never know what you wish, I never know what you think. You might live inside wish, you might live for wish, you might yearn forever. I mull this over. I shine it, rub (up, against) the sense, to make it come out, word by word.
Bo Catlett says to Chili Palmer in Elmore Leonard's 'Get Shorty': ""You asking me ƒ do I know how to write down words on a piece of paper? That's what you do, man, you put down one word after the other as it comes in your head. It isn't like having to learn how to play the paino, like you have to learn notes. You already learned in school how to write, didn't you? I hope so. You have the idea and you put down what you want to say. Then you get somebody to add in the commas and shit where they belong, if you aren't positive yourself. Maybe fix up the spelling where you have some tricky words. There people do that for you. Some, I've even seen scripts where I know words weren't spelled right and there was hardly any commas in it. So I don't think it's too important. You come to the last page you write in 'Fade out' and that's the end, you're done."
Chili said: "That's all there is to it?"
"That's all."
Chili said, "Then what do I need you for?"
You can hear Chili mulling over Bo's speech on writing. And it mulls (lulls) him right into writing, no wish needed, just a mull. Mull has heat and sugar and spice, something comes about, changes, appears as something else. You ponder, you cook (you drink that hot wine), you walk (on the promontory). I like to walk (I promenade by the sea, I live by the sea, in the sunshine), I am a Walker, and I have mulshine in me. I mull and I walk. That's life.
The words are said, out loud. Like wish, for death. A little sacrifice. Who knows, things might be better. "When someone says 'drop dead' in a Weldon novel, we start searching for the body." (R. Barreca, Writing as Voodo: Sorcery, Hysteria, and Art, in 'Death and Representation', ed. S. Goodwin & E. Bronfen, John Hopkins University Press, Baltimore & London, 1993: 179) To think those two perfect words, as curse, to be delivered. Drop dead. And to think too: don't think that, it might come true. No way of knowing. That's for sure. Small small words, scarcely there, but sound. Bells, tinkling in the breeze, from the heart, so sad. That has been broken. Meanwhile: the body is parted, from the damned, or so it thinks. The curse has begun. Nothing to see, or hear, on the surface. And is too rich, rich to beyond, at the very moment of entry, ongoing. The folds of the wound are ground, & mute is to cruel, what hope is to pause. Who carries you off, this is the question. Who wants you dead. What is wished, is wished. Requires time, minute work.
I added an 'l' to get mull. And mull is also mould and dirt and dust and garbage. A muller is a stone to crush/pulverize matter on. To break up and make very very small. A stone to grind spices (before they are heated) on.
And mul. A prefix. Seems to come from 'mur' or 'mer': black: mulberry/murberie: black berry. Mur/mul: black. Mulch, the black rotted stuff. And mule and mulatto. A spanish word for mixed breed. And mule, a backless reddish leather slipper. A slip-on.
The bone is still drying, yet, already, I have slipped on the 'shine' shiney past. And slipped on the wish for watching the wish write, as it glows, as it wishes to be said. Wishing talks of wishing, and wishes upon the sound of the snapped bone. On death. Which wishing way to go: the one of wishing before the break, where both players get to think a wish. Or the one where wishing comes after the break, to the one who 'wins' (the bigger bit/part). To lose here is not to wish, to not even think a wish.
I wish you well, LMW
Sex
In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into male and female types (or sexes). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism.
An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience.
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